
Take that, Internet conspiracy theorists!
Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, it was announced today, and she plans on keeping the child and marrying the baby daddy. Jamie Lynn Spears, is that you?
Palin has been dodging rumors the child she had back in April wasn't hers -- but rather her daughter's.
Man, weren't things a lot simpler back in the day?
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Griffith vs. Stone -- MILF War!

Linda Hogan Makes Ass of Herself in New 'MILF' Music Video
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